Can and can’t do attitude.

Folded:

• Rito a Los Angeles by Giuseppe De Luca (featured near the end of Ocean’s Twelve all those years ago. You’ll want to rob someone in a ridiculously stylised way when you hear it. Or maybe just buy the record. Buy the record, that’s best)
• National Lampoon’s reboot (no, no, this is a terrible idea, but Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo are slated to appear and that’s movie news of the year)
• ‘Holiday Roa oa oa oa oa oa oa oa oa oad!’ (on Five this week and last. See above)
• Gamer (if you didn’t like Crank you won’t like this, but if you did you will. Savvy?)
• Glee (not been cancelled yet so you may as well get on board)

Creased:

• Hotmail (changed your password yet? Better check somebody hasn’t already done it for you)
• ‘Why’s it dark all the time?’ (because it’s autumn, stupid. Or the apocalypse. Either way it’ll ruin your breakfast)
• The Rick Edwards/ Nick Grimshaw double act on Freshly Squeezed (bearable apart, but these two dragging out a skit until it’s so thin even Cannon and Ball would sign off is a bit much to take at 7 am)
• People who top up your wine glass without asking (we’re not all alcoholics and we don’t all want warm chardonnay. For heaven’s sake, there are etiquette books on this type of thing)
• We’re Golden (Mika’s take on Two Many Broken Hearts makes a pain in our brain)