Coke and Diet Coke.
Folded:
- You Have Been Watching (Charlie Brooker funnier than ever – back on blistering form)
- Comic Con (the geeky shall inherent the earth)
- Allison Janney (hilarious in Away We Go. Hilarious in everything really)
- 40 Years since the moon landings (because astronauts are still really cool)
- Polly Scattergood (Goldfrapp-lite, as recommended by our man Matthew Laidlow)
Creased:
- Next sale (everything may be half price but unless you’re a size XS or XXL there really isn’t much on offer)
- Nachos (crisps loaded with cheese and beef…and we wonder why we get stomach ache)
- Spoilers (especially those folk who can’t resist blabbing because they think it will make people like them more)
- People who let their dogs bark endlessly (though really you shouldn’t live in such a gypo area, should you?)
- Look out your window (…it’ll be raining. This wonderful country)
