Advantage and double fault.

Folded:

• Jason Manford (getting funnier all the time)
• Facebook status generator (finally something worth logging in for)
• James May At The Edge of Space (James May is the new Johnny Ball)
• John McEnroe (never shuts up, funniest commentator out there)
• Sunshine Cleaning (weird, but funny weird)

Creased:

• Paul Merton (seems to hate the idea of being funny these days. Maybe he should stick with the silent movie stars instead)
• ‘Fail’ (amazing how this word is now offered as an opinion. If you’re out of your teens for goodness sake find something more interesting to say)
• Roger Federer: the man with the gold bag (apparently he thinks that Wimbledon is a disco)
• Frijj Cookie Dough milkshake (tastes sort of like vanilla, smells like cheese)
• CGI Megan Fox (something had to give, we suppose. Sigh)