Folded is sunny, Creased is cloudy.

Folded:

• Fiver (it’s got Californication)
• Sailor Jerry (rum you can drink without mixing? Pour us ten)
• The UK getting Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen three days before anyone else (so what if we don’t care? It’s the principle of the thing)
• RunPee.com (a website that tells you when to pee during cinema movies. Indispensable)
• The Janitorial (don’t get us wrong, hecklerspray is a great name, but The Janitorial is whole different kind of genius)

Creased:

• Five (it’s got Wordplay)
• Glitchy moments playing InFamous (Cole and his amazing adventures getting trapped inside the scenery)
• iPhones = fragile (they won’t work that well after falling onto tarmac and bouncing twice. Surprisingly)
• New Ford Capri (embarrassing, even before it’s called a Capri)
• Beards (not fun when it’s hot, and people will murder you for having a goatee)