Folded is sunny, Creased is cloudy.
Folded:
- Fiver (it’s got Californication)
- Sailor Jerry (rum you can drink without mixing? Pour us ten)
- The UK getting Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen three days before anyone else (so what if we don’t care? It’s the principle of the thing)
- RunPee.com (a website that tells you when to pee during cinema movies. Indispensable)
- The Janitorial (don’t get us wrong, hecklerspray is a great name, but The Janitorial is whole different kind of genius)
Creased:
- Five (it’s got Wordplay)
- Glitchy moments playing InFamous (Cole and his amazing adventures getting trapped inside the scenery)
- iPhones = fragile (they won’t work that well after falling onto tarmac and bouncing twice. Surprisingly)
- New Ford Capri (embarrassing, even before it’s called a Capri)
- Beards (not fun when it’s hot, and people will murder you for having a goatee)
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Sailor Jerry? Girl’s drink.
If you know one, buy her a glass.
Can this be in Creased next week please? Definitely the worst thing I’ve ever heard, like, EVER
http://stereogum.com/archives/wheres-the-beef/miley-cyrus-vows-to-ruin-rude-stinky-radiohead_056681.html