Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

transformers-pics-02-march2Folded is sunny, Creased is cloudy.

Folded:

  • Fiver (it’s got Californication)
  • Sailor Jerry (rum you can drink without mixing? Pour us ten)
  • The UK getting Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen three days before anyone else (so what if we don’t care? It’s the principle of the thing)
  • RunPee.com (a website that tells you when to pee during cinema movies. Indispensable)
  • The Janitorial (don’t get us wrong, hecklerspray is a great name, but The Janitorial is whole different kind of genius)

Creased:

  • Five (it’s got Wordplay)
  • Glitchy moments playing InFamous (Cole and his amazing adventures getting trapped inside the scenery)
  • iPhones = fragile (they won’t work that well after falling onto tarmac and bouncing twice. Surprisingly)
  • New Ford Capri (embarrassing, even before it’s called a Capri)
  • Beards (not fun when it’s hot, and people will murder you for having a goatee)

Comments

  1. gilbert wham says:

    Sailor Jerry? Girl’s drink.

  2. If you know one, buy her a glass.

  3. Joke Police says:

    Can this be in Creased next week please? Definitely the worst thing I’ve ever heard, like, EVER

    http://stereogum.com/archives/wheres-the-beef/miley-cyrus-vows-to-ruin-rude-stinky-radiohead_056681.html

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