Folded for the best, Creased for the worst. It’s always been that way.

Folded:

• InFamous on PS3 (electrifying)
• The Hangover (funniest guy movie in years)
• Creamy smoothies (taste nice and no heartburn. Pretend you’re in L.A. and buy one for your rat dog)
• Kasabian’s video for Fire (looks like a modern day western set in the seventies. Cool song too)
• Cassetteboy vs The Bloody Apprentice (’My car can go 100mph an hour!’)

Creased:

• Channel 4 repeating Night at the Museum two weeks in a row (and they thought we wouldn’t notice)
• The worst website design in the world (remember, somebody actually got paid for this…)
• Chain pubs (maybe it’s the black uniforms that make the bar staff so damn miserable?)
• Cherry smoothies (oh, god, the indigestion)
• Big Brother ads (we can save moaning about the programme until later, but for now those booming adverts that seem to think they are announcing the resurrection of Jesus will have to do)