Friendly and hostile.

Folded:

• Star Trek ’09 (boldly go, beam me up, etc. The mythology’s cack, but this re-boot is terrific)
• Tanqueray gin (that’s right, from the Amy Winehouse song)
• Dr. Beardface (“it’s Beardfacé!!!”)
• I Remember by Deadmau5 (sing along any lyrics you like, we guarantee they’ll fit)
• Mikado chocolates (ridiculously sexy advert and tasty chocolate. Quids in)

Creased:

• Freeze by T-Pain featuring Chris Brown (sounds like an old Spectrum 48k struggling to load)
• Teaching adverts (become a secondary teacher, earn 30k a year, find yourself bleeding to death from stab wounds in the school car park)
• “LOL” (it’s text speak. You don’t have to say it out loud)
• Hair extensions (have you ever seen them fall off someone’s head? In a bar?! It’s frightening)
• People complaining about the Mikado advert (probably just women who if they climbed on top of a photocopier would crash through the glass)