Thumbs up and down.

Folded:

• Body of Lies on DVD (unfairly panned during its theatrical run, this is an engrossing, if occasionally silly spy movie with a standout turn from Mark Strong)
• Dolce Gusto (if you like coffee you should have one of these already. Only sixty quid on Amazon)
• Buy up old Tin-Tin crap on eBay (because it’ll probably be worth a packet soon)
• Ladyhawke (the band, not the film. Definitely not the film)
• ‘Clunge’ (thank you Jay from The Inbetweeners)

Creased:

• Britain’s Got Talent (surely there must be one sane person left who doesn’t watch this tripe? Don’t give us that irony crap either, ‘cos rubbish is rubbish)
• Tassimo (£100 and loads of messing about)
• Pepsi Raw (‘Pepsi Rip-Off’ presumably never made it past the brainstorming stage)
• Charlie Brooker’s News Wipe (they’ve given him a bit too much leeway this time and he’s lost it)
• Compare the Meerkat (yet another example of advertisers trying to be all trendy and clever and instead having their clients come off like desperate buttcracks)