Tune in, turn off.

Folded:

• Eagle Eye on DVD (couldn’t be any dumber if Shia LaBoeuf was wearing Bermuda shorts, but it is fun)
• Snoop Dogg’s Father Hood (delivers all its title promises)
• Easter (not the being able to eat chocolate like you can do every day of your life, more the time off. Time off is nice)
• X-Men Origins: Wolverine (no, of course we’ve not watched it, but some people who have say it’s pretty darn good)
• New series of The Inbetweeners (sod Skins. If this doesn’t take you back to being a teenager then you weren’t a teenager)

Creased:

• Why do letters from your bank always arrive on a Saturday? (because they want to ruin your weekend, that’s why)
• Domino’s piri piri pizza (it’s piri piri everything at the moment and it tastes like someone’s spilt an entire spice rack into a bottle of ketchup)
• Baby Mama on DVD (even Tina Fey can’t save this empty movie about absolutely nothing from being as boring as hell)
• Taylor Swift (pick a reason)
• People who still get stoned all the time (just grow up and be miserable like the rest of us)