Excellent for Folded, Doh! for Creased.

Folded:

• The IT Crowd (chuckle-cheese. How come the C4 adverts make it look so crap?)
• Munich (breathtaking film – so, again, in it comes)
• Being an atheist (religion: let our man CJ tell you why it’s all nonsense)
• The Business on DVD (bit self-conscious and silly, but passes the time)
• Ratemyteachers.com (see if your old teachers are still about. Then trash ‘em)

Creased:

• Salt on the roads (and all over your car)
• Check On It by Beyoncé (sounds like the world’s most God awful ringtone)
• “In that moment…” (gotta love those cute Desperate Housewives, but could Marry Alice please start a sentence with something else?)
• McDonald’s (back making money again. Boo)
• Indie bands wearing retro clothes (somebody be original and not wear mod suits/ flares/ skinny tees, etc)

"What offends you more, father, that she’s Catholic, or poor?"

A good scene from lovely, lovely Love Story (DVDs). This week’s movie quote is from one of the most inexplicable lauded films in the past decade. Shouldn’t be too hard to guess what it is.

“A freaking 12-gauge, what do you think?”