Folded for all the tasty goodness, Creased for all those horrible e-numbers.
Folded:
- OK Go (their £13 dancing video is such a laugh)
- Kathleen de Leon from Hi-5 (oh, leave it out. What else is on at 6.50 am?)
- Baftas (better than the Oscars. Free rain)
- Cookie from Shape Shifters (‘cos she’s lovely)
- Smokers (keep smoking, die. Reduce the surplus population)
Creased:
- Ruth Kelly (you wouldn’t ever, ever, ever, ever, ever – would you?)
- Sony whipping up PlayStation 3 panic (not that we are accusing them of desperately seeking publicity or anything)
- Alan Sugar (give Tim his hundred grand properly, you bastard)
- The IT Crowd (it’s gone all unfunny. Hope this is temporary)
- No more Dick and Dom (why?! Damn you all to hell!)
“He was a fucking embarrassment to me!â€
That was from Dead Man’s Shoes (2004). An odd film that everyone seemed to think was the Second Coming.
This next quote is stupidly easy:
“Broadsword calling Danny Boyâ€
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LSHISMP !! ah?