Folded is for what we’re loving this week (eg: parcels in the post), Creased is for what we’re not (eg: grammar and good English).

Folded:

• Cardboard movie cut-outs (ask for them in supermarkets, say they are for div kids and they let you take them home!)
• Chappelle’s Show (should be on the curriculum)
• Kidulthood (panic at The Daily Mail!)
• Whale meat (it has so many uses)
• Syriana (done well for the Remington Man. It’s good too)

Creased:

• Corrine Pateley Bridge (or Lights Alive or whatever her stupid name is. Sends us to sleep)
• Goal on DVD (people accept, Escape to Victory is as good as it gets)
• Dennis Weaver (dead)
• Oscar hype (was just an expensive, yet somehow worthless fashion show)
• GMTV (see Oscar hype)

“When are we gonna get there? I’m hungry. This car smells weird.”

That was a direct quote from more-formula-than-Slimfast adventure flick National Treasure (DVDs).

We are dropping the ‘guess what film quote this week’ to see if anybody cares. Something with legs might return at a later date.