We ain’t got no stinkin’ badges (bad, Creased). But we have got lots of money (good, Folded).
In other news…
Folded:
- Drea De Matteo (deserves better than Joey)
- Steady As She Goes by The Raconteurs (do the kids still say cool?)
- The Games (funny this year. Maybe because everyone is so shit)
- Gary Glitter’s P-Plan (dirty bastard and all that, but you can’t argue with that weight loss. He looks a bit like a thin Mr Miyagi)
- Everybody Hates Chris (yank loving Five making another smart import decision)
Creased:
- Sewn by The Feeling (you would have more fun listening to an elderly relative taking a crap)
- Adam Rickett (anorexic or bulimic? Take your pick, you’ll be reading about it in the paper in a couple of months anyway. Maybe)
- Becoming a medical testing dummy (really not as much fun as it sounds apparently)
- Torvill and Dean’s Dancing On Ice on DVD (do we really need to explain this?)
- Final Fight Streetwise (what a big, BIG disappointment)
