Anybody else realise that Tangerine Dream predated Kraftwerk by three years? Folded if you think that’s a good thing, Creased if you don’t. Shrug your shoulders if you don’t care either way.

Folded:

• EA (with The Godfather, it really is ‘in the game’. Still like the early John Madden games best though)
• Channel Four News (best news programme in the world. We must be getting old or something)
• James Bond (could be pretty good this time)
• The giant squid (wait two weeks and see this 30ft fucka-moma at London’s Natural History Museum)
• Desperate Housewives video game (“girls love video games” – bollocks, but this might help all those nagged at boyfriends out there)

Creased:

• Yet another eclipse (what’s with the excitement? Seems like there’s one happening every week these days)
• One Night With Laura (rough as hell – no thanks)
• Quizmania moving to ITV 2 (if you really can’t live without Debbie King, you’ll need to buy a £30 box)
• Embrace doing the World Cup song (why take the risk? Screw it up and they’ll be more hated than bird flu)
• Dalziel and Pascoe (how the hell can a word have a silent ‘a’, ‘l’ and ‘z’ – in any language!)