Split down the middle.
Folded:
- In For The Kill by La Roux – Skreams remix (addictive like crack. Or maybe popcorn)
- Pronouncing Noilly Prat correctly and looking smug (have a go, you won’t get it right. You probably won’t know what it is either – or care frankly)
- Being nice to people with Saturday jobs (we’ve all been there, or perhaps you’re still there? It’s crappy, so give lower management drongos a hard time instead)
- Apocalypto (add this to your ‘may have missed’ list and get yourself involved)
- Old Fashioned (make like Double D)
Creased:
- New Skins (even worse than old Skins)
- Kelly Clarkson (can this girl sing anything without screaming? It’s as though she’s having a permanent tantrum)
- Shooter (oh, it looked so tempting in Asda for a fiver)
- Hating friends with iPhones (…is kinda difficult when you want one so bad yourself)
- Bed hair (possible only for a privileged few. Throw some water at it if you see them)
