"At worst I feel bad for a while (creased), but then I just smile (folded)."
Folded:
- Miami Vice the movie (we are getting excited because, even though it looks crud, we know Michael Mann will do a good job)
- Some wine and herb based drink from Taiwan that we can’t remember the name of (available in all good trendy bars)
- Roger Federer (a credit to sports. He’s the best and he delivers)
- Mod clothes (you’ve gotta be slim, so if you’re fat – you’re fucked!)
- Robert Downey Jr. announcing his memoirs (get ready for a real education. Medicinal)
Creased:
- Big Brother (kicking while it’s down?)
- Upwardly mobile young couples with a child (make you feel like you’re doing nothing with your life)
- Suit jackets and shorts (believe us, we’ve seen people doing it)
- Cadbury (we’ve got several boxes of Miniature Heroes round here that we are too scared to touch. Don’t sue, we’re just mad)
- The other Lily Allen (do a Google image search and you're in for a shock)
