Some good, some bad.

Folded:

* Chuck Norris ?Action Jeans? (you so want a pair)
* The return of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs (yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great. It is)
* Iran, dangerous? (nah, it's bloody lovely there)
* Eva Green has lived in London for the past two years (why doesn't somebody tell us these things?!)
* The Mist (just in case you need cheering up in the current climate of doom and gloom)

Creased:

* Oscars coverage (between ancient Tom Brook on the BBC and overcooked bacon Carla Romano on GMTV, you'd have been better off sticking with us)
* Mickey Rourke missing out (all those steroids for nuthin’)
* Sega Mega Drive Ultimate Collection on PS3 (memory lane is fine , but a plasma screen and Alex Kidd do not mix)
* ?Boker face? (it's silly, childish and impossible to stop singing when trapped in your head)
* Gordon Gekko (definitely a whole lot tamer than you remember)