Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you.

Folded:

• Douglas Ankrah (master mixer)
• Buying flowers on Valentine’s Day (some guys have gotten so crap that buying shoddy carnations is enough to put you in the good books for a month. Thank you all crap men)
• Angelina Jolie (yep, say what you like, she’s still got it)
• Giraffe-a-licious (calm, cosy blog time)
• Fatfingers.com (take advantage of dopy spellers on eBay)

Creased:

• Russian Standard vodka (council estate rough)
• Normal DVDs (so blurry you may as well be watching drunk. Let’s Blu-ray the world)
• Killzone 2 on PS3 (download the demo. Marvel at the graphics and general relentlessness. Wonder if FPS games will ever feel the need for a proper story)
• Google Ocean (who could ever be this bored?)
• Finding anywhere that sells Martini glasses (cocktails are still all the go, so purchasing these James Bond tipplers is essential. Try finding some for reasonable bucks though. Not easy, alcohol fans. Not easy.