Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

Folded:

• The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (thought provoking, stunningly realised)
• Woody Allen’s Vicky Cristina Barcelona: So, Penelope Cruz or Scarlett Johansson? (utterly pointless discussion really because you’ll never bed either. Still, don’t rule stalking out)
• Loco Roco 2 (you’ll ever love it or want to kill everyone around you within two minutes of playing)
• Try this voucher code at Pizza Hut online and get 50% off your bill if you spend over £30 – FOW0501XN (£15 for a feast of mozzarella goodness? You’re welcome)
• Fruli (people will take the mick, then end up drinking half of yours)

Creased:

• The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (poncy critic fodder)
• Valentine’s Day cards (to my ‘girlfriend’, ‘boyfriend’, ‘one I love’ – how about ‘to the cheapskate who never leaves the car full of petrol’?)
• Lenny Henry (did you see him on Live at the Apollo a few weeks back? He’s still doing impressions of his granddad)
• Creme Eggs (they don’t scan at automated checkouts in the supermarket, which makes them annoying and not tasty like they should be)
• Letmegooglethatforyou.com (damn, the internet’s getting full)