Folded:
- Fentimans’ ginger beer (‘botanically brewed’ – send us some please)
- Has Rob Brydon got hair plugs? (certainly looked like it on telly the other day. They’d probably suit him – if we couldn’t see where the stitches burrow into his scalp)
- www.cjdavies.com (he’s not a happy bunny, but he is a funny bunny)
- High Velocity Bowling on PS3 (just don’t crack your 42” plasma by letting the controller fly out of your hand)
- Look at this dapper dude (right on, prez)
Creased:
- They’re going to make a prequel to The Thing (even though this is written by Battlestar Galactica regular Ronald D. Moore, it’s still about as welcome as a cold sore)
- Dreary Meryl Streep (and she hopes the Oscar goes to…)
- Facebreaker on PS3 (make a boxer from your own photo who looks nothing like you. That’s it)
- Kate Winslet in ‘that dress’ (she steps out of the dress, gravity takes its toll like a pebble dropped from 10,000 feet. That’s the truth, guys. The sad, sad truth)
- Cristiano Ronaldo (prat? Oh, God, yes)


