January… what a great month.

Folded:

• Volkswagen Golf ‘Fight’ advert (this old dude kicks ass!)
• Frost/Nixon (good/film)
• Poirot re-runs over Christmas (nice, cosy TV.. .but now we’re back in the real world, and it sucks)
• Columbia Cream (not too sweet, not too sickly, the tang of a decent single malt, perfect for ‘detoxing’ or whatever they call it)
• Lakeview Terrace (tough, miserable, gripping – have a good time)

Creased:

• Star Stories’ overuse of the Basic Instinct ‘leg crossing’ music (still a funny series, but the constant reliance on Jerry Goldsmith’s creepy Instinct score to indicate a twist in the story was seriously annoying)
• Finding a home for unwanted Christmas presents (comedy socks are great, if they’re funny. If they’re not they’re just cheap undergarments that shrink in the wash)
• Using Pirate language on Facebook (all good fun until you want to change the settings and then you’re screwed)
• Lily Allen (she’s got The Fear; she’s got some of the most self indulgent lyrics ever)
• Morgan Freeman’s leather jacket/goatee combo in Kiss The Girls (twelve years on and time has done this get-up no favours at all)