Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty on January 2, 2009 2 Comments

Feeling fat? Good, good.

Folded:

  • Happy New Year! (why not make 2009 the year you finally have that affair you’ve always promised yourself?)
  • It’s no longer Christmas (you can spend all your money on yourself again)
  • Sarah Jane on E4 (so much hotter than Zezi it’s almost impossible to believe they’re the same sex)
  • Makers Mark – stronger than most bourbons (though it does remind you of that in the morning)
  • Slow ass Royal Mail (thanks for giving us the excuse for why nobody has gotten their Christmas cards yet. Nothing to do with the fact that we still haven’t sent them, of course)

Creased:

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Matthew January 3, 2009 at 2:55 pm

What makes you say HMV? I heard they’re in a very good position, because unlike Zavvi and Woolworths they have no debt and have been showing a consistent profit since forever. Now it’ll benefit from the reduced competition.

Currys is bang on though.

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carmela January 4, 2009 at 3:12 am

whatever. i’m more interested in this affair that i’ve been promising myself! I’ll just say Chris Laverty told me to do it.

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