Ho, ho, humbug.
Folded:
- Konnie Huq’s Beginners Guide To Blu-Ray (merry Christmas)
- Feeling a bit festive? So bored you could cry? (look up old Christmas Radio Times covers and relive your childhood)
- Gunt (thanks to Marcus Brigstocke for bringing this word back into fashion)
- Amy Winehouse has made it to Christmas week alive (looking good too)
- Charlie Brooker’s Screenwipe (far funnier than the last series. The advertising and writing specials were actually educational too – God forbid!!)
Creased:
- NatWest MoneySense advert – Bank advisor in response to Some Guy spending £80 a month at the gym: “Maybe you could just jog down the street?” Some Guy: “Or maybe you could just stop ripping me off with extortionate bank charges, you condescending cow?” (show some real sense, withdraw all your money out of this or any bank and stick it under your mattress)
- The Day The Earth Stood Still (we hate it, everyone else hates it, the world hates it)
- Waiting for Christmas (you’ve got ages yet too, a whole week of waiting around bored for that one day when you’re going to wake up with the flu and ruin everything)
- Every trailer currently available for Zack Snyder’s upcoming Watchmen (if this film turns out to be good we’ll…we’ll, well we’ll be very surprised)
- Christmas lights (don’t leave them on when you go out – it’s dangerous, plus you’ll realise how damn silly they look when you come back)
{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }
I guess it’s hard for Konnie Huq not to come accross patronising after hosting Blue Peter for years!
I reckon Watchmen will be a decent flick when it comes out, but if people judge how good it is based solely on how faithful it is to the book, then of course they’ll be disappointed.
Some people won’t be happy unless it’s 15 hours long and uncertifiable, which of course it won’t be.
Konnie Huq is so annoying in that blu-ray video. I advise people to watch it with the sound turned off.
Konnie huq will never seem the same after seeing her standing at a urinal with a she-wee. damn that was hot.
what the fuck was the deal with the brooker writer’s special? it was everything he takes the piss out of. 40 minutes of listening to some depressing bastard explaining how he writes a joke. and it mostly turned out to be “im not really sure, it just sort of happens” while brooker nods with a stern expression on his face – you know, cos writing is serious business – then giving them a knowing grin. naturally HS loves it, Brooker is like a King to you guys isnt he?
brooker owns, huq is dirty, christmas is here.
I’d just like it on record that I’d actually set myself on fire if it meant that Konnie Huq would notice that I even exist.
Also, that writer’s special narked me right off, particularly Mr EastEnders with his ‘I sat down at the computer with a bottle of vodka, and when I woke up it was 5am and I was covered in cigarette ash and tears and in front of me was a beautiful monologue about an old lady mumbling into a tape recorder’ anecdote.
Thirdly: Christmas. Hooray.
I’m sure she was in FHM once. It’ll be on the internet somewhere. Everything else is. Even me in dodgy poses.