Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

Something Folded might be coming over the hill, but oh no, look – it’s Creased!

Folded:

• Sheridan Smith (the biggest… smile in comedy. No, tits. We meant tits)
• Bob Sinclar – World Hold On (cute video, nice chilled summer dance track)
• Wimbledon (classy sport: intense, visceral, no crowd vomiting/brawling)
• Superman Returns (we might have said this looked a bit cack a few weeks a go. We stand by that, it did look a bit crap. Apparently it’s ace though)
• Lily Allen (impossible to dislike really)

Creased:

• 'The End of the World' (according to The Sunday Express that’s how we all felt when England crashed out of the World Cup. Really, seriously…we didn’t – and if you did, GET A LIFE! See your wife once in a while, take your kids to a museum, etc.)
• The price of computer games (first £1.99 [Rockman], then £45.00 [Streets of Rage], now £30.00 [Black] – still not great, is it?)
• Rob Rouse (just for shaving all his hair off, the wally. He wasn’t even balding)
• Cocktail pitchers (because they never have any bloody alcohol in them)
• Blaming Ronaldo (we lost because we our £100,000 a week dimwits can’t play very well. That’s it)