This week’s on and off.

Folded:

• Star Stories: Elton John (“I’m bald!!” He is, you know)
• Drambuie Cream (now impossible to buy in the UK, which is annoying because it’s festive and tastes nice)
• Louis Theroux: Law and Disorder in Johannesburg (normally irritating, now interesting. Top telly)
• Lily Allen’s new song is not terrible (ugh, we’re filthy, someone run us a bath)
• Advent iCal (lameo fun advent calendar for the few days we have left)

Creased:

• Terminator Salvation trailer (Robot Jox for the new millennium? Only Bale and his shoutyness can make this work)
• Sundays (still as deathly boring as when you were a kid)
• Early TV guides (thanks to Christmas publishing dates, if you pick one up this week it’ll probably be for February)
• Haters (where did this stupid word come from? You’re a hater, she’s a hater – or ‘hatter’ as it’s often spelt on this site. Does anyone over the age of fourteen actually say it out loud? Hope not)
• Slim David Mitchell (judging by last week’s appearance on Have I Got News For You, those extra pounds were the source of all his powers)