Going up and going down.

Folded:

* The Wrestler (Mickey Rourke?s comeback movie looks ?kin brilliant)
* Bara Bara by Rachid Taha (or the music from the Far Cry 2 advert as it’s more generally known)
* Kicking Britney Spears before she can get back up again (well, if you can't even mime, love, you know you're in trouble)
* Batteries Not Included on Dave (nowhere near enough material for a series, but snooping around minor celebrities? houses is passably interesting. Hey, Alex Zane?s got my kitchen units!)
* Lovely Katy Perry (always wearing shorts. And towelling)

Creased:

* Gerry Robinson (good at having all the money, crap at interviewing people)
* Hancock ‘s back (big concept, big disappointment, big waste of money on DVD)
* Advance Hair Studio infomercial (shown during Fight Club on Channel 4 with no sense of irony whatsoever)
* Christmas decorations (got yours up? No, of course you haven't, because it's not Christmas yet!!)
* BT Advert: ?Do you ever watch Owl TV??, ?OWL? No? (this guy, the guy that says OWL! like he's just stubbed his toe, he's an arsehole)