Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Going up and going down.
Folded:
- The Wrestler (Mickey Rourke’s comeback movie looks ‘kin brilliant)
- Bara Bara by Rachid Taha (or the music from the Far Cry 2 advert as it’s more generally known)
- Kicking Britney Spears before she can get back up again (well, if you can’t even mime, love, you know you’re in trouble)
- Batteries Not Included on Dave (nowhere near enough material for a series, but snooping around minor celebrities’ houses is passably interesting. Hey, Alex Zane’s got my kitchen units!)
- Lovely Katy Perry (always wearing shorts. And towelling)
Creased:
- Gerry Robinson (good at having all the money, crap at interviewing people)
- Hancock ’s back (big concept, big disappointment, big waste of money on DVD)
- Advance Hair Studio infomercial (shown during Fight Club on Channel 4 with no sense of irony whatsoever)
- Christmas decorations (got yours up? No, of course you haven’t, because it’s not Christmas yet!!)
- BT Advert: “Do you ever watch Owl TV?”, “OWL? No” (this guy, the guy that says OWL! like he’s just stubbed his toe, he’s an arsehole)
“Do you ever watch Owl TV?” <- I think this guy is worse than his poor friend who just wants to say “Owl?!?! Isn’t that a children’s programme with Michaela Strachan?”. I suppose it’s supposed to make fun of the endless satellite and cable subscription channels; the advertising chaps must’ve giggled at their hilarious joke here… except no-one I have asked actually gets it.