The great and the not so great.

Folded:

• 24: Redemption (and it’s actually good, not pants at all. Go Africa Jack!)
• Peters on BBC4 (think Phoenix Nights in a department store)
• Angelina Jolie stunning in Changeling (well you either like her or shiny gym muscle Aniston)
• Far Cry 2 (not much story but plenty of fiery action and eerie Africa atmosphere. Will certainly keep you going on these dark, piss-cold nights)
• Ruth and those dresses (don’t know what we’re talking about? Think yourself lucky, you’ve still got a Saturday night)

Creased:

• Womanizer by Britney Spears (like listening to a retarded checkout girl karaoke perform the worse song ever written whilst running on a treadmill)
• PDFs (if we wanted our computer to freeze up for five minutes we’d have batted it with a hammer, thank you very much)
• Infinity by Guru Josh Project (somehow sounds even more spectacularly dated than the 1989 version)
• Snow! (no, we didn’t get any either)
• Put yourself on the front cover of a fictitious magazine (congratulations, you’re still not famous)