Butter side up and butter side down.

Folded:

• Straw Hat Samurai (don’t pass the time – kill it)
• Quantum of Solace (Bond gets drunk!)
• Judge Dredd preview from 1995 (just because it features about the most famous trailer music ever)
• Muller Corner: ‘Mix It Up’ (this is funnier than it should be. Load of corporate tosh)
• Barack Obama (nice new home for you…)

Creased:

• John McCain (…rest home for you)
• Saints Row 2 (If you didn’t like GTA IV you will like this – and that would be very wrong on both counts)
• BBC iPlayer (takes so long to do anything that by the time you’ve downloaded a programme it has already been repeated on the telly)
• Richard Hammond’s hair (the crisis is too mid-life for words)
• Bonfire Night. Done (so it’s almost that time of year again. That’s right… I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! Yey! Suicide!)