A week of joy and misery.

Folded:

• Zack and Miri Make a Porno redband trailer (gear up to laugh at Kevin Smith’s latest)
• Vin Diesel returns for ‘Fast and Furious’ (God help our latent excitement)
• That Kylie sounds like she’s singing ‘I’ll be leaving you’ instead of ‘I believe in you’ during her song of the same name (amazing what two hours of staring zombie-faced at 4Music can teach you)
• Step Brothers (it’s hard not to chuckle when Will Ferrell is forced to lick white dog shit)
• Want to know why Babylon A.D. sucked so many balls? (here you go…)

Creased:

• Anne Hathaway stars in the dreadful looking Passengers (why d’yah do it, Anne? Why?)
• Ginger beer (who drinks this carbonated sandpaper? It makes your throat feel like you’ve just been sick)
• Mourn the passing of movie trailer voiceover king Don LaFontaine (see the man in action)
• 4Music (so, apart from Kylie, Dr Fox and some occasional Nelly, what are we really talking about here? Friday Night Project repeats, that’s what)
• Bad lips (still, she’ll be alright if she falls in the water)