Paper that is folded looks a damn sight nicer than that which is creased.
Folded:
- Comedy wheelchairs (have you seen these things?! Funnier than a morbidly obese pussycat)
- The Fratellis (wa-ha-ha-ha!!)
- Thank you For Smoking (you’re welcome, and congratulations on a cracking film)
- Shakira’s little belly (absolutely adorable)
- (Channel) Five (struggling again, but thanks to these guys we have more than ‘Generic Ex-Soap Star’ ITV Drama and the like to look forward to at 9 PM)
Creased:
- Bill Gates (‘cos the bastard’s richer than us, the country, the world…that’s why)
- Liverpool Lime Street Station (as cold and as drafty as its master)
- Big Brother’s Little Brother ("We love Dermot, he’s so gorge!" – oh, do shut up, children)
- Supermarket vodka shots (you’re an adult; can buy what you like, don’t ever be tempted by these because they cost less than a Sunday paper. Don’t)
- Thom Yorke (grow up, you angry little student)
