Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

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July 25th, 2008 at 17:00 by Chris Laverty

It’s been summer now for over a month. Yes, really. That’s why it’s sunny.

Folded:

  • The Dark Knight (attach a catheter, sit back and enjoy)
  • Burn After Reading (seen the trailer for this upcoming Coen Brothers comedy yet? It’s more exciting than most whole films)
  • Giles Coran (funny fella, funny writer, looks the business in flares)
  • Sue Perkins (funny lady, funny lesbian, looks foxy in a wig)
  • David Axelrod (legendary jazz-funk composer/arranger. His track Holy Thursday has recently been sampled by rap producer ‘Swizz Beatz’, but don’t let that put you off)

Creased:

  • Death Race (the trailer for Jason Statham’s update makes the movie look sub-Van Damme circa early 1990s)
  • Island Crush’ (an alcoholic fruit drink drenched in sugar. Like drinking toothpaste mixed with throat pastilles)
  • The Lost Boys 2: The Tribe (or ‘twibe’ as that fella off Shipwrecked would say. We don’t need a sequel, not even to laugh at)
  • Free IQ tests online (ever taken one of these? That proves you’re an idiot)
  • The Bourne Conspiracy game (‘This is fun. Oh, I blinked and didn’t press that button to jump over the wall. Hang on a sec; I’m not even Matt Damon!’)

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2 Responses to “Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is”

  1. machernucha Says:

    i played the demo for bourne conspiracy, i enjoyed it, althought the missing the buttons at certain times is annoying.

  2. Ian Says:

    Whenever I think of The Bourne Identity game I always imagine a room full of developers brainstorming for hours on how to make their game as movie like possible, then giving up for the day before asking whether it would actually be fun.

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