A hot and not list. How gay!
Folded:
- Kung Fu Panda (this is what the kids want: animals and violence!)
- The Sopranos pinball machine (‘woke up this morning, had a stupid idea’)
- Quizmania is coming back to the UK (hello 2006)
- Marks and Spencer ‘Woodspice’ aftershave (smell manly like your dad)
- Piers Morgan (don’t watch any of his TV, and he’s a right fat big head, yet his celeb-bashing weekly column is wicked fun)
Creased:
- The Mechanik starring Dolph Lundgren out now on DVD (the ‘k’ is ‘cos he’s foreign)
- Fake tan (for Christ sakes just go on holiday)
- Quizmania is coming back as an internet only programme (what?! Screw that)
- Lynx Boost (smell spicy like Pot Noodle)
- Gok’s Fashion Fix (or Gok’s programme about how great Gok is)
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I have lost all respect for hecklerspray with the announcement that kung fu panda is folded.
Epic Fail is all I have to say to you gentlemen!
naaaaah kung fu panda was awesome!!!!! best kids film in ages.
I got all excited when i saw quizmania was back! It was the only show i used to watch back in first year of uni *sings* speeeeeddd round!!!! but now its internet only, thats a bit shit really
Always felt a little sorry for Quizmania. As that type of show goes it was pretty good and actually had a few presents who weren’t either vapid leathery blondes or guys too old for Hollyoaks. But when ITV saw there was money to be made it got kicked to the kerb so they could do glossy light entertainment.
Then when the shit hit the fan it became the buzzword for TV out to screw its viewers, despite being one of the minor offenders.
Unless you have the mind of a homophobic schoolgirl, gay does not mean lame. Don’t be an idiot. Would you say ‘Jewish’ or ‘Black’ when you meant rubbish, crap, annoying, second-rate, dumb etc?
u r gay
sam is gay