This week’s movers and fat people.

Folded:

* Craig Armstrong (composer whose exemplary work is pilfered for every programme the BBC ever makes)
* The Greatest Raid of All Time (repeat showing for this documentary about a daring WW2 raid that may just have won us the war. Again, Jeremy Clarkson demonstrating why he should stay away from cars)
* Roger Federer (he lost the Wimbledon final but he wore a cardy. He died in style)
* Capricorn One (on TV last week to remind us all how desperate for a remake we are. Sterling entertainment, but could be improved…)
* Anne Hathaway (looking hotter than lava in Get Smart)

Creased:

* Top Gear (old Top Gear, new Top Gear, same as always Top Gear)
* Rafael Nadal (amazing tennis player, but all that monkeying about on the rafters is not how we do things here)
* Hancock (pity it wasn’t half hour)
* Gilmore Girls on E4 (load of mother/daughter bollocks)
* Megan Fox (looking a bit like she used to be a guy)