This week’s movers and fat people.

Folded:

• Craig Armstrong (composer whose exemplary work is pilfered for every programme the BBC ever makes)
• The Greatest Raid of All Time (repeat showing for this documentary about a daring WW2 raid that may just have won us the war. Again, Jeremy Clarkson demonstrating why he should stay away from cars)
• Roger Federer (he lost the Wimbledon final but he wore a cardy. He died in style)
• Capricorn One (on TV last week to remind us all how desperate for a remake we are. Sterling entertainment, but could be improved…)
• Anne Hathaway (looking hotter than lava in Get Smart)

Creased:

• Top Gear (old Top Gear, new Top Gear, same as always Top Gear)
• Rafael Nadal (amazing tennis player, but all that monkeying about on the rafters is not how we do things here)
• Hancock (pity it wasn’t half hour)
• Gilmore Girls on E4 (load of mother/daughter bollocks)
• Megan Fox (looking a bit like she used to be a guy)