Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

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June 27th, 2008 at 17:00 by Chris Laverty

The first lot good; the second not so good.

Folded:

  • Dark Beige (Mathew Clifton’s very funny Onion-esque blog. Start petitioning the BBC for ‘Dimewatch’ right now)
  • Old Skool R&B (perfect for the hot weather we don’t currently have)
  • The Happening (why does everyone hate this? Because everyone tells them to)

Creased:

  • Matthew McConaughey (remember when this guy had a promising career back in 1996? Long time ago)
  • Zezi (Channel 4’s latest: a fat bird with an attitude)
  • George Lamb (friend of Zezi: bow tie, grey, needs a haircut)
  • Opticians (they force you to have another eye test every couple of months just to get some contact lenses. And guess what? Your prescription hasn’t changed in the slightest!!)
  • Useless Royal Mail (don’t post anything that you want to arrive on time or, actually, anything you want to arrive at all)


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4 Responses to “Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is”

  1. David Scarborough Says:

    Sorry to say Chris but The Happening was a terrible film. The cinema was actually laughing at how stupid it was towards the end. My review should be up this evening or tomorrow but everything about it was bad. The only positive point is that M. Night can get suspence out of anything (That tree swing was freaky!). On a side note: Can I get your e-mail address Chris, I wouldn’t mind asking you a question if thats alright. (You can email it to me at daveyscarb@hotmail.com)

  2. Gilbert Wham Says:

    Ooh! Ooh! Me too! Can I have your actual address? I don’t want to ask you anything, just perch on your windowsill wanking.

  3. J Bollocks Says:

    Can I watch?

  4. Chris Laverty Says:

    I don’t know about that, Wham. It’s a long way up.

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