Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
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June 13th, 2008 at 19:00 by Chris Laverty
The first is cool; the second is just a plain old fool.
Folded:
- Take the personality test! (are you extraverted, introverted, insane? Find out here! Takes a while to do though – oh, and at least one of us turned up with the same Jung personality as Abraham Lincoln)
- Barry Norman Pickled Onions (yep, that’s right, the Barry Norman. They taste quite nice)
- The Long Walk To Finchley (regardless of your opinions on Margaret Thatcher, this one-off comedy/drama plays as the epitome of what BBC4 do best: light political fluff)
- Lee McQueen (seems like, for once, any old Alan has picked the right candidate; apparently he’s putting Lee to work on the London Underground somewhere)
- Hulk squish (not smash. Norton’s fine though)
Creased:
- CGI (why is it seldom as good as filmmakers think it is?)
- When those factory bods accidentally put smooth Tropicana in the juicy bits Tropicana carton (doesn’t ruin your day, but certainly gets the morning off to a rough start)
- No more The Apprentice (in 2005 it started off worse than Dragons Den and then swiftly became the only reality show worth watching. Big Brother then, everyone? Hmm? No)
- Gone Baby Gone (far and away not a bad movie, but Mr Ben Affleck needs to find his own voice and not Clint Eastwood’s if he wants to succeed as a credible director)
- Jumper on DVD (even with some mildy interesting deleted scenes, you’d still be better off eating your money rather than spending it on this)
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June 15th, 2008 at 8:11 am
“put smooth Tropicana in the juicy bits Tropicana carton”
Life’s a bitch aint it?
Just kidding, back in the 80’s I had a cool work experience job in a milk packing factory.
To swap products lines into the packing machine you’ld just let the previous stuff run down the drain until it looked like the next one.
I’m not ashamed to say that I filled at least a dozen cartons allegedly of Iced Coffee with Pure Cream.
Similarly, filling milk cartons with custard was good for a few laughs!
June 16th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
UHT Coffee drink with pure cream? Man, that’d be heavy time poor old Joe public had cracked it open.