Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

Folded is GOOD, Creased is BAAAAAAD.

Folded:

• World in Motion revisited (it’s the best World Cup song ever because it doesn’t actually sound like it’s about football)
• Lazy kids (like we all worked so hard)
• Series one of Friends on E4 (when Mathew Perry looked set to conquer comedy forever. Cue tumbleweed)
• Racers (what you must be riding [again] this summer)
• Spacetrain (do a smooth-as-silky-undies track on the latest Zurich TV ad)

Creased:

• Dead Ringers on BBC2 (outside of a drunk Christmas Day afternoon, has anyone ever actually laughed at this tosh?)
• Dodgy copied DVDs on eBay (and somehow the same people can keep on selling them)
• New ‘Fat Head’ shark (like we really need another one)
• Stinking travelling fairs (ever ventured up North to Appleby in June? Never, repeat, ever fucking bother. There are dirty tax-evaders everywhere)
• Soap stars that want to be singers (blindingly unoriginal and yet as pertinent as ever… Nikki 'wet weekend in Blackpool' Sanderson)