Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
This week’s highs and lows.
Folded:
- www.areyoubritishinbed.com (take the test and find out)
- Lynx 3 (officially loved by women everywhere. What’s that scent? Ooh, complex)
- ITV4’s action movie promos (retro, fun and certainly better than the old guy E4 are flogging to death on their ads)
- Pedestrian and bicycle sat-nav for the PSP (if it actually works of course, and doesn’t take a week to load the map)
- Fursty Ferret (a beer for old people; can be drunk by young people)
Creased:
- Speed Racer (you pays your money, you gets a headache)
- Seaside 60’s indie (Scouting For Girls, The Hoosiers – it’s all painful and it all sounds the same: plinkity plonkity nonsense)
- Takeaway delivery drivers (no-one expects genius, but a basic grasp of reading house numbers helps)
- Sam Sparro (apparently dumps his cool top hat from the Black & Gold video and turns up to gigs in a hoodie. What a mess)
- Leather sofas (freeze in winter, sweat in summer. Fantastic)
Has anyone else taken that test? I have, but I’m certainly not going to be the first to give my answer
I’m French apparantly and unsure if thats a good thing.
Well, in that case I’m apparently Congolese. It’s all about the systematic human rights violations when you’re with me, girls. Grrr
bring it on stu! im Congolese 2! um bongo um bongo
Did you say you’d stare at the cat too? Pervert.
Russian for me. I wanted Italian.
no i didnt. and i specifically stated i was not carrying any fruit.
ooo italian would have been good
Well, I am Italian, as it turns out. Does that mean I should fuck a German girl and then run away?
HS staff, just carry on chatting amongst yourselves.
carmela, if you’re my 80 yr-old bald coloscopy-bag wearing Granddad blogging as “carmella” please just stop. I regret ever showing you the HS site.
If, on the other hand carmella, you’re not my Granddad perhaps you’ld like to get in touch…
J Bollocks (the HS boise have my email)
Just to follow up (and stay on thread) I didn’t get past the first screen! What? How can they tell I’m Australian?
(fore-play IS when you go out with three other guys on the pull, right?)
If you like, David. That’s probably up to you.
OK, I’m French and not happy about it. Although I am part French, so maybe it’s accurate.
DS – Depends on which part.