Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
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May 16th, 2008 at 17:00 by Chris Laverty
This week’s highs and lows.
Folded:
- www.areyoubritishinbed.com (take the test and find out)
- Lynx 3 (officially loved by women everywhere. What’s that scent? Ooh, complex)
- ITV4’s action movie promos (retro, fun and certainly better than the old guy E4 are flogging to death on their ads)
- Pedestrian and bicycle sat-nav for the PSP (if it actually works of course, and doesn’t take a week to load the map)
- Fursty Ferret (a beer for old people; can be drunk by young people)
Creased:
- Speed Racer (you pays your money, you gets a headache)
- Seaside 60’s indie (Scouting For Girls, The Hoosiers – it’s all painful and it all sounds the same: plinkity plonkity nonsense)
- Takeaway delivery drivers (no-one expects genius, but a basic grasp of reading house numbers helps)
- Sam Sparro (apparently dumps his cool top hat from the Black & Gold video and turns up to gigs in a hoodie. What a mess)
- Leather sofas (freeze in winter, sweat in summer. Fantastic)
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May 16th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Has anyone else taken that test? I have, but I’m certainly not going to be the first to give my answer
May 16th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
I’m French apparantly and unsure if thats a good thing.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Well, in that case I’m apparently Congolese. It’s all about the systematic human rights violations when you’re with me, girls. Grrr
May 16th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
bring it on stu! im Congolese 2! um bongo um bongo
May 16th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Did you say you’d stare at the cat too? Pervert.
May 17th, 2008 at 1:04 am
Russian for me. I wanted Italian.
May 17th, 2008 at 5:15 am
no i didnt. and i specifically stated i was not carrying any fruit.
ooo italian would have been good
May 17th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Well, I am Italian, as it turns out. Does that mean I should fuck a German girl and then run away?
May 18th, 2008 at 9:10 am
HS staff, just carry on chatting amongst yourselves.
carmela, if you’re my 80 yr-old bald coloscopy-bag wearing Granddad blogging as “carmella” please just stop. I regret ever showing you the HS site.
If, on the other hand carmella, you’re not my Granddad perhaps you’ld like to get in touch…
J Bollocks (the HS boise have my email)
May 18th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Just to follow up (and stay on thread) I didn’t get past the first screen! What? How can they tell I’m Australian?
(fore-play IS when you go out with three other guys on the pull, right?)
May 18th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
If you like, David. That’s probably up to you.
May 18th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
OK, I’m French and not happy about it. Although I am part French, so maybe it’s accurate.
May 18th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
DS - Depends on which part.