What’s been cheering us up and ticking us off respectively this week.

Folded:

• 27 Dresses (featuring Katherine Heigl’s chest and an audience full of sexist males and girlie females)

• Cheap X-Files DVDs (get them on eBay before the new film comes out on 25th July; that’s when you sell them again)

• Rainbow Six Vegas 2 (stealthy death galore, though still an odd choice of location)

• Loose Women (cleavage milfs)

• Michelle Ryan’s accent in Bionic Woman (awful show, but the ex-EastEnder really nailed that nasal American drawl. Deary me, all that work for nothing)

Creased:

• Domino’s steak pizza (a lump of meaty cottage cheese that someone has just charged you a tenner for)

• Gamestation (how can a shop this overpriced still be packed out during school holidays?)

• Brahma beer (why doesn’t this taste of bananas? It looks like it should taste of bananas)

• Loose Women (cleavage 'milfs' occasionally featuring Jane McDonald)

• Bionic Woman (feel sorry for the great Miguel Ferrer – he was dizzy the day he signed on for this slop)