Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

What a week for sheer crudula.

Folded:

• Sock (from Reaper. Pushing thirty and a solid example of a McJob loafer)

• Ten things I hate about The Lost World (funny and insightful piece about why Steven Spielberg’s Jurassic Park: The Lost World is so crap)

• Poly Jane (shades of modern Morricone, but with more singing - and in English)

• Dirty Sexy Money (the return of Peter Krause, with a hairstyle that changes from scene to scene)

• Snoop Dogg’s Sensual Seduction (featuring a video that is both frightening and hilarious at the same time)

Creased:

• That inane DJ on the game Burnout Paradise (here’s some advice, ‘DJ Atomika’, stop giving us advice and we won’t have to burn the game we just spent forty quid on)

• Simply Be TV advert for fat girl clothes (putting these big lasses in the world’s smallest car then giving one of them a baguette to parade around with is just taking the Michael. Which leads us to…)

• The Michael Jackson Thriller anniversary remixes (hasn’t the plastic ghost already done enough to sully the memory of his only decent songs? We know he needs the money, but can’t he just cut back on sequined gloves instead?)

• Damages (one yawn and you’ve missed the entire plot - which, apart from regular appearances by Ted Danson looking terrifying, is deathly dull)

• Digg.com (no idea how to use this site whatsoever)