Good, bad.

Folded:

• Beowulf on Blu-Ray DVD (probably looks even better on a decent 40” plasma. Send us one please)

• The Satorialist (while none of us will ever look this cool, we can at least laugh at the ones that don’t quite pull it off…)

• Lynx Dark Temptation (this looks interesting, smell like sugary food and all the ladies will love you)

• The Sopranos…again (it was all a dream we have decided)

• The Huffington Post (two minutes perusing the media section and you can see why this is No.1. Still not as funny as us though)

Creased:

• 10,000 B.C. (easy top five in The Worst Films Ever Made)

• Zavvi (what, where’s Virgin?! Where the heck did this place spring from?)

• Skins series 2 (just the same as Skins series 1. ‘Nuff said, squares – as the kids probably say)

• Lynx Dark Temptation (Lynx Cider & Black is on the cards for next year apparently, because the ladies love that too. Or they did in about 1995 anyway).

• Easter (chocolate in egg form hardly justifies a special edition TV guide)