Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
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June 9th, 2006 at 16:30 by Chris Laverty
Audrey Tautou is fine (folded), Tom Hanks less so (creased).
Folded:
- Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (waiting, waiting, waiting…)
- Magners cider (with a pint glass FULL of ice. You’re done, cock)
- Aviator sunglasses (everyone will have them, because they look good on everyone)
- Nelly Furtado (this week’s gyrating bird with a nice line in ‘love you long time’ chants)
- United 93 (director/screenwriter Paul Greengrass is a national treasure, and it’s about time we all realised so)
Creased:
- Bluetooth headsets (for God’s sake, if you wear these things you should have your head mowed off)
- Chris Moyles (last but not least… he’s got incredibly short legs)
- England flags everywhere (one in the car: still got a life, painting the entire side of your house red and white: abort the next foetus you are responsible for)
- The Break Up (blame Vince/Jen media hype, or just the dumb-fucks who have gone to see it, we don’t care)
- Old age (you’ve read this and just shaved a good thirty seconds off your deathbed. Fun, eh?
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June 12th, 2006 at 9:57 am
Yep, someone give Paul Greengrass a hand. Bourne and United 93 make him best British director bar none.
Nelly, oh how our collective tongues are hanging out. Wrowl… easy tiger.
Moyles, we’d kill for his bum cleveage.
One of the above is a lie.