Crack Addicts Unite For Blake

When the going gets tough, the tough get going, tough, tough, huh, huh, huh, and when the going gets tough, the tough gets ready yeah, ooooh, doo da doo da. Sorry, we got ourselves in to a bit of an old-fashioned sing-song there.

You see, when the going gets tough, everyone at hecklerspray unites as one to sing that Billy Ocean classic. Be it debt, demonic possession or running out of pens, we always do our best to help each other out. It seems that the celebrity world is no different. Apparently, these so-called famous people also have feelings like us mere mortals. And in another mind blowing piece of news, it seems that Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty weren’t wrecked out their faces to start the C.U.N.T campaign. To me and you, that means Celebrities United against Narcotic Treatment. And it’s all to do with freeing Amy Winehouse’s banged-up husband. 

Despite being locked away in prison for apparently banging someone on the head and perverting the course of justice, Blake Fielder Civil is still generating his own news. From taking dodgy drugs that nearly kill him and collecting Grammy awards from his wife, it’s a more exciting prison life than most prisoners face.

But now, it seems that Blake wants to give up the drugs. And he needs to get out of prison as well. We all know how Amy Winehouse has tried to make this happen - mainly by shouting the word 'Blake' 35 times during every song she sings on TV - but she's not the only one looking out for him.

It seems that a shining light of help has come from the most unlikely of sources. That’s right, Pete Doherty. The same person who constantly breaks his bail conditions on drug possession but still evades prison. He must be allergic to the place, unlike Amy’s Blake. And now Pete Doherty is all set to try and get Blake out of prison. As The News Of The World reports: 

“He's even started up a campaign to get his mate out of jail, calling it Free Blake For F***'s Sake.” 

Personally, we believe that C.U.N.T is a much better campaign name. We urge them to use this and we promise we won’t sue for copyright infringement. Though his slogan rhymes unlike ours. Maybe he aims to release it as some sort of charity song. A catchy acoustic number must surely be on the cards. But if Pete Doherty wasn’t enough, Blake has turned to someone else for help. And it doesn’t come bigger then this guy. It’s not fat Johnny from down the pub, it’s God.  

"When that metal door slams shut and you're alone with just your thoughts and no drugs, religion is the alternative." 

So what that basically means is that he’s bored out of his mind and has had to read the Bible for comfort. From Adam and Eve to barbaric torture, it’s a barrel of laughs that must surely be entertaining him.

We doubt that Blake’ll be knocking on our doors spreading the wonders of God if he’s ever released from prison. Unless he comes round to tell us how you can get away with sex crimes when you’re a Catholic minister.  

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Pete Doherty launches 'Free Blake' campaign - NOTW