It is with an incredibly heavy heart that I inform you all that what would have been the world’s most beautiful baby will not be gracing us with his or her presence, because my sweet glamour angel, Courtney Stodden, has suffered a miscarriage.
A few months ago when I first blogged about her pregnancy I said that this whole thing was probably a publicity stunt and I wouldn’t be surprised if in a little while she announced she miscarried just for more press…and now, here we are. However, if I’m wrong about all that and she really did have a miscarriage I legit look like the world’s biggest asshole (and I’m including Melania and Taylor).
Courtney’s entire pregnancy didn’t really add up: she announced she was pregnant when she was only 4 weeks along, and started showing off her baby bump just a few weeks later, which, if you know anything about pregnancy, seems borderline impossible. I was genuinely starting to think she was just eating a fuck ton of tacos to put on a little belly.
Courtney’s manager released the following statement earlier this week:
It is with a heavy heart to inform you that last week Courtney Stodden suffered a heartbreaking miscarriage. Courtney and her husband, Doug, are at an emotional loss for words and are using this time to grieve with their close family and friends. Please respect their privacy as the couple try to cope with losing their precious baby and seek the support they both need.
If this has been a rude for publicity, then Courtney and Doug are absolutely despicable people. If this is a genuine thing, then I’m despicable for suggesting they faked a pregnancy and miscarriage. Either way, someone in this situation is a dick, and more often than not it’s me.
In all seriousness, I fucking love Courtney Stodden and I am beyond bummed that she isn’t having a baby now, but I guess the world wasn’t ready for something so beautiful.