Move the fuck over, Kris Jenner, because Earth angel and perpetual hot mess, Courtney Stodden, is about to take your place as Hollywood’s main media manipulating genius. While Kris has been bust getting her fat son to fight with his plastic ass fiancée, Courtney has been creating her own capital D drama.
First, Court Court said she was pregnant with Sunset Boulevard’s next messiah: a child she hoped would be a boy who would someday become a Marilyn Monroe drag queen. Then, she miscarried said child, and posted a series of Anna Nicole Smith level shit on Instagram in celebration of her lost fetus. NOW, she’s going full Britney Spears 2007, shaving her head and drinking all that champagne.
Since her miscarriage, Courtney has been posting pic after pic of her getting hashtag wasted with captions about how she’s drinking away her pain, then, a couple of days ago, she posted a super shocking pic of herself with a shaved head, claiming she did it as a symbolic gesture of her lost angel.
Maybe this is a legit thing (do unborn babies need long dead, bleached blonde hair and dollar store weaves?), or maybe Courtney just realized if she really wants to sell this whole breakdown bit and make profit on it she’s going to have to go full Britney 2007 and shave her damn head.
Though I think it’s very possible that Courtney is trying to cash in on this whole potentially fake miscarriage shit, when I look at her (and think about her as a person), I can’t help but realize that Courtney is potentially the love child of Anna Nicole Smith and Pete Burns.
HOLY SHIT! NEW CONSPIRACY THEORY! You know how shortly before Anna Nicole Smith died her teenage son, Daniel, died from an overdose?! What if Daniel didn’t really die, but faked his death so he could transition and become a woman A.K.A COURTNEY FUCKING STODDEN! Doesn’t that make absolute and total sense?! This is some Kylie Jenner 2.0 shit going on right now and I didn’t expect my day to go this way and now my mind is just too blown and I need some wine and maybe a Benadryl.
blair says
I think she was not pregnant, miscarriage story is just a ploy to get attention. Courtney is mentally ill woman just like Anna Nicole. I remember when police, CPS investigated Anna Nicole Smith, her nanny said she underfed her baby daughter to make her look sexy.