Court Tells Roman Polanski To Suck It, Regrettably In Retrospect
The problem is, once you’ve said you’ve had sex with a child, people just don’t think of you as trustworthy.
Just look at Roman Polanski. It’s been three decades since he admitted having sex with a 13-year-old girl and fled America, and now America is still keeping him at arm’s length.
An LA court has decided that Roman Polanski can only try to get his statutory rape charge dismissed if he appears there in person, which is obviously a trap. Really, we don’t know why Roman Polanski won’t stay in France – that sort of behaviour is mandatory there, alegedly. OK, we’re joking.
We might be the only ones who think this, but the Roman Polanski saga is kind of fascinating, don’t you think? It’s like a sort of Mexican stand-off, only with creepy midgets with funny accents instead of Mexicans and upsetting alleged paedophilia instead of guns.
On one hand, there’s Roman Polanski – the exiled movie director, who’s been living in France after fleeing America to escape a statutory rape sentence 30 years ago and now wants his charges dropped.
Then, on the other hand, there’s the American justice system, which probably isn’t ever going to drop Roman Polanksi’s charges, but wants him to come to America to ask anyway – probably because it wants to arrest him the second he steps off the plane.
And then there’s Samantha Geimer, the 13-year-old girl in question, who just wants everyone to shut up because it makes her think about Roman Polanski’s penis. It’s a muddle and no mistake.
But it looks like the courts might be winning this one – an appellate court panel has determined that if Roman Polanski really wants to get his charges dropped, he absolutely has no choice but to make his case to the court in person. The LA Times reports:
A three-judge panel in the 2nd District of the Court of Appeals rejected an attempt by lawyers for Polanski to have all 600 judges in the L.A. County Superior Court disqualified from hearing the dismissal request. The Academy Award-winner’s attorneys had argued that statements by a court spokesman showed bias against Polanski. The appellate judges offered no explanation in the one-page order.
And we’re back to square one again. Roman Polanski wants his to plead his innocence and get his charges dropped, but he won’t to go America in case he ends up getting arrested in an airport. Nobody can be happy with this – Polanski still has his charges and America can’t arrest him.

France should turn over this criminal. It is amazing to me that they are protecting him just because he makes crap movies. Just goes to show you that, worldwide, one set of rules for them and one set of rules for the general population. We shouldn’t be requesting himn to come to America, we should be demanding France take him into custody and route his sorry ass back to the USA. Then put his ass in jail and let him do his time. Maybe he will get a real “taste” of justice behind bars from some guy named Bubba Buttplower.
Shut the fuck up Doug Hendrix in KCMO. You are a fucking worthless faggot and you need to be killed. Not raped, not tortured, just killed because your mere presence is making the world a worse place.