The true definition of 'stalker' is unclear, but when a woman followed Colin Farrell around punting copies of the book Colin Farrell: A Dark And Twisted Puppy and her song Colin Farrell Is My Bitch, she probably got pretty close.
Dessarae Bradford is probably most famous for interrupting Colin Farrell on the Jay Leno show to give people copies of her mental-sounding book, make noises about suing him for stalking her and just generally confuse the arse of anyone within a 25 mile radius. And now Colin Farrell has finally been granted a restraining order against Dessarae Bradford, meaning that the next three years of his life will be blissfully free of dark and twisted puppies of any kind.
Colin Farrell's life is easily more interesting than any of his films, and here's the proof. On screen Colin Farrell mumbles around on a speedboat, while offscreen Colin Farrell co-stars in a homemade sex tape with a Playboy Playmate that you're never going to see. Onscreen Colin Farrell stands in a phonebox for two hours, while offscreen Colin Farrell badgers pensioners for sex. Onscreen Colin Farrell stars in historical epics so awful that they make us want to chew our arms off, while offscreen Colin Farrell makes such a mess of himself that he has to go to rehab. No contest is there?
The Dessarae Bradford incident just reinforces this idea. Last month, during an interview with Jay Leno, Dessarae Bradford took to the stage, threw a copy of her book Colin Farrell: A Dark, Twisted Puppy onto his lap and was removed by security guards. The following day Colin Farrell took out a temporary restraining order against his apparent stalker, to which Dessarae Bradford responded by telling a small group of journalists:
"Colin has hurt me so deeply, and I'm here to disparage the rumours and lies. I am not a stalker, and he's machete-chopped my name (in public)."
Sadly for Dessarae Bradford, a judge disagrees with her. Dessarae Bradford has been banned from going within 150 feet of Colin Farrell for the next three years. E! Online reports:
Santa Monica Superior Court Judge John H. Reid issued the order against Bradford early Monday, following months of claims by Farrell the 31-year-old woman was stalking him. The order, which also prohibits Bradford from coming within 150 yards of Farrell's two-year-old son James, or the boy's mother, model Kim Bordenave, is good through August 2009.
In retrospect, maybe Dessarae Bradford should have thought twice about hosting a song entitled Colin Farrell Is My Bitch – featuring the slightly irrelevant but nonetheless entertaining line "I fucked Alec Baldwin in his ass" – on her MySpace page if she was trying to cultivate an air of demure respectability for the court. Still, at least Dessarea Bradford now has three whole years to come up with a suitable follow-up although – having exhausted the 'puppy' and 'bitch' angles, we're not entirely sure where she could really go next to keep the whole stalky thing fresh.
Read more:
Colin's TV Appearances Safe Through '09 – E! Online
[story by Stuart Heritage]
tessa says
no matter what people think how naughty colin farrell is but he is still a heartbreaker he is so hotttt in the whole universe luv him 2 bits