Coldplay Tracks Announced - NME Loved Up

For those that care, Coldplay have officially announced the names of the tracks appearing on their new album ‘X&Y’.  The NME are preparing for forthcoming nuptials.

hecklerspray’s had a guess as to what these little gems might sound like for you.

1.  Square One (Old London Town style knees up)

2.  What If (Instrumental on banjo and spoons)

3.  White Shadows (Angry political rock-out featuring Def Leopard)

4.  Fix You (Miserable dirge no.1)

5.  Talk (Urban street funk with a hint of Earl Grey)

6.  X&Y (Miserable dirge no.2)

7.  Speed Of Sound (Ho-down with Angry Anderson)

8.  A Message (slow, thoughtful, remorseful, moving, dirge)

9.  Low (tribute to Ah-a)

10.  The Hardest Part  (Soft rock featuring a Coronation Street sample)

11.  Swallowed In The Sea (Miserable Dirge no.3)

12.  Twisted Logic (Ballad perfect for charity commercials, lots of strings)

Twelve tracks, all draped in meaning, all designed to ruin’s Keane’s party.

All garbage, too.

Probably.

[story by Chris Laverty]