Claire Danes Friendly With The Ghastly Undead

Claire Danes has likely seen many things on the sprawling isle of Manhattan:  The beautiful skyline, the flowing grass of central park, horses trotting down Broadway with lovers in tow, the horrors of phantoms and unsightly spectres walking secretly amongst the living…

Probably moaning and the like…

There was a time in Claire Danes’ (DVDs) life when she’d see ghosts.  She sums it up best like this:

"…I had trouble, I was seeing ghosts and stuff, but it’s to do with the New York environment, I guess But yeah, I struggled as a kid but it didn’t, you know, define me."

We here at hecklerspray, completely unable to separate real life from the cinema, would very much like to see Danes form a support group with Whoopi Goldberg and Haley Joel Osment. Claire, if you’re reading, Whoopi can be reached at TedDansons_ex@lycos.com, and for Haley you’ll still need to go through his mother.

In another recent interview, the Lady Danes revealed a different secret:

"It’s hard for me to admit I have needs - that’s the big theme I’m also really terrible at being alone.  I confuse being alone with being lonely.  I panic when there isn’t another person present. So I’m trying to panic less and learn I’m not going to disappear if there’s no ‘witness".

Now all the cubicles here at the h-spray’s HQ (as far as three away, anyhow) have been checked, and not one of them contained any sort of "psychologist". That said, we hesitantly set forth a non-medical solution to Danes’ dilemma: squeeze your two fears (i.e. the ghosts and the being alone) together, you’ll never be alone if you have ghosts. Case closed.

Incidentally, if you happen to be blessed with the ability to talk to specific ghosts, we’ve got a message for Marilyn Monroe. It has to do with us, her, and a tub of sexy ghost pudding. 

We can be reached at: distribute_sexy_ghost_pudding_to_poor_people@yahoo.com.

Read more:

Claire Dane’s Ghost Therapy - Femalefirst

[story by Shawn Lindseth]