Anything Britney can do, Christina Aguilera can do better. The virginal first hit, the raunchy image overhaul and now marriage – Christina always seems a few months behind Britney.
But, by getting married to Jordan Bratman at the weekend, Aguilera is playing catch-up. Now all she needs to do is get while her husband ignores her in order to launch a rubbish rapping career and they’ll be neck and neck.
Christina Aguilera (CDs) has been to a few weddings recently, although
none of them have been hers – she instead preferred to get paid huge
wedges of cash to sing at some Russians at wedding receptions. But now
it’s her turn – she got married to her longtime boyfriend Jordan
Bratman at the weekend, at the Napa Valley Auberge Du Soleil resort,
according to reports.
Bratman and Aguilera have been together for three years which – in
these days of Kimberly Stewart getting engaged after knowing someone
for roughly 30 seconds – seems like a lifetime.
Here’s the boring stuff that doesn’t really mean anything to us, courtesy of E! Online:
Aguilera
wore a Christian Lacroix dress and the pair exchanged wedding bands
designed by London-based jeweller Stephen Webster, who also created the
singer’s five-carat diamond sparkler. The bridesmaids wore dresses
designed by Kai Milla, Stevie Wonder’s wife.
Among
the guests invited to the wedding were Justin Timberlake and Cameron
Diaz, Nelly, Pink, Drew Barrymore, Sharon Stone and Carmen Electra.
But, if you feel remotely inclined, don’t think that you can just go banging
on any of their doors to ask about Aguilera’s wedding details. They
were all apparently made to sign a three-page confidentiality agreement
asking them not to tell anyone the secrets of the Aguilera/Bratman
ceremony.
The confidentiality agreement came into play after one of
Christina’s guests reportedly tried to sell their invitation to the
wedding – a 2ft box stuffed with flowers. According to The Daily Mail,
the agreement began:
"It came as a great shock to us that one of our guests has been trying
to sell their invitations. We are sorry to have to ask you, our dear
friends and honoured guests, to sign this agreement but we feel it is
the only way to ensure the security of our wedding."
It’s
a shame that Christina Aguilera’s music doesn’t come with a
confidentiality agreement – then we wouldn’t be allowed to remind you
what a honking mess it it. Congratulations, by the way.
Read more:
Christina Aguilera Goes Bridal – E! Online
[story by Stuart Heritage]
sda says
Good for her.